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Many of your years ago I penned my experiences on this world and gave them to a human that was admired at the time for his wit and intelligence, a Mr. Clemens, or Mark Twain. I had left for a few moments to visit my brethren, but over a hundred years passed here. There has been many changes and many new wonders for me to experience. And there is of course, the eternally entertaining humans, so many of them in this age.
Do not be alarmed at my title, my true name is unpronouncable by humans, so I have long adopted the moniker of my fallen uncle. And so, greetings, welcome, and let the fun begin.
Satan